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darkbluemint:
vampireapologist:
*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*
Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you
Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-
Why does anyone try to fight a goose?
Sometimes the goose gives you no option

(via shepavellan)

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graynard:

gyptheworld:
graynard:
gyptheworld:
graynard:
there is really nothing more satisfying than the purchase of a nice jacket
FACTS
please dont yell.
ᶠᵃᶜᵗˢ
thank you.

(via phoneticmeow)

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lynati:
“ punkartwastaken:
“ dacvntgod:
“ thatspacehorse:
“ spookydaze:
“When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂
” ”
The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake...

boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:

(Źródło: orcbulge, via thebootydiaries)

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oberynmartell:

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword

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shepavellan:

cystemic:
fieldbears:
todaysbird:
you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched
x
“put me the fuck down”
“I’d sell you to satan for one potato chip.”
Anyone who’s been near a blue jay knows they’re mean little bastards how on earth did you manage to hold one

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lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

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